anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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