She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
When are your genitals available?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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