WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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