i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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