I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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