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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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