I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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