forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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