I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
YAS. BRING CRAB.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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