Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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