if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
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