brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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