I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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