I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Randomize
