fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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