There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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