She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
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My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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