I molested 6 butterflies tonight
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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