Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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