and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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