white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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