Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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