just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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