just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
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