Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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