I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
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