So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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