I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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