At least make sure they are 18
Why
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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