You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
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