You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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