Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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