she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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