yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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