Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
