I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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