do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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