Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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