Sponge bath it is.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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