He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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