Welp...herpes.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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