Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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