god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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