Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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