Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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