just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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