He is such a slut. More and more my type.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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