dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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