He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
