Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
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