How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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