I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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