thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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