just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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