I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Drunk is not a location!
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
